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GFN230 – Ohme Gardens

Posted by admin on September 17th, 2014












Nicole has a birthday this week! This episode is SUPER LONG to make up for us not talking in a while.

Show art photo credit: Kent Henderson Photography http://www.kenthendersonphotography.com/

GFN229 – Unprepared

Posted by admin on September 10th, 2014



Christina attempts to host a live show on her own…this is a colossal mistake. Luckily, RT Cruiser stops by to save the day!

GFN228 – Lost iPod

Posted by admin on August 28th, 2014

Pink iPod


Nicole lost her iPod…for a minute. Christina is ranty but she had an awesome vacation.

GFN227 – The Butthole that ate Atlanta

Posted by admin on August 20th, 2014



Christina is joined by Taylor T. Latteboy from Pod is my Copilot! We talk about Taylor and Bob’s love of 70’s TV show themes and superhero shoes.


GFN226 – Bat Boy and Technical Difficulties

Posted by admin on August 16th, 2014

Bat Boy


Christina is away but never fear! Nicole is joined by TJ and the fabulous Mike Lawson from What Some Would Call Lies and the Catching Up podcast to do our monthly live show! They talk Bat Boy and relationship etiquette.

GFN225 – Corporations are NOT People

Posted by admin on August 5th, 2014



Nicole and Christina discuss how corporations are not at all like people. We also talk Guardians of the Galaxy (a little. NO SPOILERS) and Christina’s upcoming vacation to The Grand Canyon!

GFN224 – Washington is Burning

Posted by admin on August 5th, 2014



Nicole and Christina discuss the huge fires raging in Central Washington State.

GFN223 – The Return

Posted by admin on July 15th, 2014



Nicole and Christina are joined by Daniel Brewer to celebrate the triumphant return of The Minion Army!


GFN222 – On Hiatus

Posted by admin on July 7th, 2014



Due to the childish actions of one individual, the GFN Minion Army is on hiatus indefinitely. Please email your concerns, questions, or complaints to thatbluejeansguy@gmail.com


GFN221 – Church of Hobby Lobby

Posted by admin on July 7th, 2014



Christina and Nicole discuss the latest Supreme Court decision and it’s many repercussions.