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GFN249 – Rabies is Bad

Posted by GFNStaff on February 24th, 2015

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Nicole and Christina discuss The Oscars and a disturbing story from the anti-vaxxer front.

GFN248 – Lady Problems

Posted by GFNStaff on February 24th, 2015

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Nicole and Christina are joined by Captain Scott of The Satyrsphere Podcast!

GFN247 – Valentine’s Day

Posted by GFNStaff on February 24th, 2015

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Nicole is going to travel and Christina is spending it alone because her husband is at a swim meet that weekend in Arizona.


GFN246 – Anti Vaxxers

Posted by GFNStaff on February 6th, 2015



Christina and Nicole give their opinions on the anti vaccination movement. Things get pretty heated! We are fairly certain Christina managed to lose us listeners. We do not apologize for anything we said. We meant every word.

GFN245 – Good Karma

Posted by GFNStaff on February 3rd, 2015

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Nicole has an Our Town update and Christina helped rescue a homeless kitty!

GFN244 – Girls Named Cookie

Posted by GFNStaff on January 28th, 2015

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Nicole and Christina are back together in a regular episode! Nicole talks about stage managing Our Town and Christina has a parental shock.

GFN243 – Happy Birthday Satyr!

Posted by GFNStaff on January 13th, 2015

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It’s the monthly live show on Pride48.com! Christina is joined by Scott the Satyr from The Satyrsphere podcast. Also, it’s Scott’s birthday on the 14th!! Enjoy.

GFNs26 – The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies with Spoilers!

Posted by GFNStaff on January 7th, 2015


Nicole and Christina both watched this movie and give their breakdown of it. WARNING: this episode is FULL OF SPOILERS. Please see the movie before listening if that is an issue for you.


GFN242 – Happy Christmas

Posted by GFNStaff on December 24th, 2014

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Season’s Greetings and a Happy New year to everyone!

GFN241 – Medical Maladies

Posted by GFNStaff on December 15th, 2014



Nicole and Christina discuss health issues. We announce the winner of the Word of the Week Contest! Also, two new minions are crowned!