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GFN244 – Girls Named Cookie

Posted by GFNStaff on January 28th, 2015

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Nicole and Christina are back together in a regular episode! Nicole talks about stage managing Our Town and Christina has a parental shock.

GFN243 – Happy Birthday Satyr!

Posted by GFNStaff on January 13th, 2015

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It’s the monthly live show on Pride48.com! Christina is joined by Scott the Satyr from The Satyrsphere podcast. Also, it’s Scott’s birthday on the 14th!! Enjoy.

GFNs26 – The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies with Spoilers!

Posted by GFNStaff on January 7th, 2015


Nicole and Christina both watched this movie and give their breakdown of it. WARNING: this episode is FULL OF SPOILERS. Please see the movie before listening if that is an issue for you.


GFN242 – Happy Christmas

Posted by GFNStaff on December 24th, 2014

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Season’s Greetings and a Happy New year to everyone!

GFN241 – Medical Maladies

Posted by GFNStaff on December 15th, 2014



Nicole and Christina discuss health issues. We announce the winner of the Word of the Week Contest! Also, two new minions are crowned!

GFN240 – Baron Frosti Saves the Day!

Posted by GFNStaff on December 9th, 2014

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It is our monthly live show on Pride48.com with special guests Baron Frosti of the Next Blime Podcast  and Captain Scott of  The Satyrsphere!

We talk about suicide, hockey, and dirty romance novels. I promise it is much more fun than that list sounds.

GFN239 – MPP Revealed!

Posted by GFNStaff on November 30th, 2014



Ladies and Gentlemen, we have met the Mystery Postcard Person! It was GLORIOUS!

GFN238 – Graduation

Posted by GFNStaff on November 21st, 2014



Christina is graduating from her weight loss program and Nicole has realized she works with pod people who don’t get pop culture references. This one is a long one listeners, because the girls have lots to discuss.

GFN237 – Sugar

Posted by GFNStaff on November 21st, 2014




It’s Big Blue test time! Go to www.bigbluetest.org and log your test every day until November 26th!

GFN236 – 5th Annual Halloween Spooktacular!

Posted by GFNStaff on October 30th, 2014



May you all have a safe and spooky Halloween!!