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GFN238 – Graduation

Posted by admin on November 21st, 2014



Christina is graduating from her weight loss program and Nicole has realized she works with pod people who don’t get pop culture references. This one is a long one listeners, because the girls have lots to discuss.

GFN237 – Sugar

Posted by admin on November 21st, 2014




It’s Big Blue test time! Go to www.bigbluetest.org and log your test every day until November 26th!

GFN236 – 5th Annual Halloween Spooktacular!

Posted by admin on October 30th, 2014



May you all have a safe and spooky Halloween!!

GFN235 – In Memoriam

Posted by admin on October 30th, 2014



There is an emotional ending to this episode as Christina reminisces about a close family friend who has lost his battle with Cancer.

R.I.P Bob Stokes:  Friend, Family, Honorary Uncle

GFN234 – Garage Sale

Posted by admin on October 16th, 2014

garage sale


It’s our monthly live show on Pride48.com! With special guest host ZombieGurl TJ!

GFN233 – Dear Auntie Vera

Posted by admin on October 7th, 2014




Christina and Nicole discuss the White House intruder and the subsequent Boston Herald cartoon. Also, Christina expresses her adoration for a beloved pod casting celebrity.

You will never believe this guys, the MPP wrote us again! And this time he/she is willing to reveal themself!

GFN232 _ Birthday

Posted by admin on October 1st, 2014




It’s Christina’s birthday!

GFN231 – New Toys!

Posted by admin on September 28th, 2014

sound equip


We have new sound equipment for when Nicole is here in person and we have a fun new contest!


GFN230 – Ohme Gardens

Posted by admin on September 17th, 2014












Nicole has a birthday this week! This episode is SUPER LONG to make up for us not talking in a while.

Show art photo credit: Kent Henderson Photography http://www.kenthendersonphotography.com/

GFN229 – Unprepared

Posted by admin on September 10th, 2014



Christina attempts to host a live show on her own…this is a colossal mistake. Luckily, RT Cruiser stops by to save the day!